Condomanimation

Coolest safe sex ad EVAR! Even if it is from the stinky French. (Just kidding, Frenchies! I truly love your fries and your kisses....just not together.)

(WARNING - Depicts brief animated nudity, so may be NSFW)

For the international traveler, Part the Second

Even more important phrases, useful for complimenting your fine Chinese hosts' cooking.

Part the first is here.

And then of course, there's this (make sure your speakers are on). Or, if you prefer, this.