Tuesday, August 09, 2005

I'm so touched.....

Apparently the fact that I'm still residing on Earth and haven't been taken up in the Rapture is proof of my friend JT's safe spot in Heaven. You'll have to read his blog to fully understand that statement.

So there you go Jason. Not only is my post proof that you've not been left below, but I'm also drumming up traffic for your site. I think you owe me five dollars.

Or some black-tar heroin; whatever's easiest.


Anonymous J.T. said...


Do you know how hard it is to come up with five dollars?

8:29 PM  
Blogger The Monkey Attack Victim said...

I was going to read some of those things about the Rapture, but they were, like, really long and stuff. Bulletted lists people!

8:31 AM  
Blogger The Bagboy said...

You're not actually required to read the articles. I just like to link to things to be clever. Cleverness is my raison d'etre.

9:47 AM  
Blogger The Monkey Attack Victim said...

Yeah, but there was one called "How To Get Into Heaven." I thought it would be an easy step by step guide. There were no clearly defined steps. There were no bulletted or numbered lists. Now, I may never get to Heaven.

Note to the Christians: Step by step directions really do work best for the heathens.

For example:
Step 1: Abandon Buffy, Harry Potter and Queer as Folk. They are of the Devil.

Step 2: Buy a Bible

Step 3: Purchase one of those fishy things for your car.

And so on.

2:45 PM  
Blogger The Bagboy said...

My, how reductionist of you.

4:52 PM  
Blogger The Monkey Attack Victim said...

I like lists. Don't judge.

9:20 AM  
Blogger The Bagboy said...

Like you're not judging Christians?

9:34 AM  
Blogger The Monkey Attack Victim said...

It wasn't so much judging as poking some good natured fun.

3:24 PM  

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